www.abstinenceonly.com - A Celebration of Non-Penetration

Very Funny Site devoted to helping teens fight their "urges". Some of my favorites:

Here's some fun things that faith partners can do besides have sex.
1) Go out to a movie or watch TV! Make some popcorn and have a popcorn party!
2) Engage in wholesome sports activities or play board games like checkers, chess or Monopoly!
3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')

The section called "Ask Dr. Frist" is also quite amusing:

Just to be on the safe side, immediately after faithfucking, put both your undies in a Ziploc bag and mail them to me, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, and I’ll check for sperm content using what we doctors call the “ol’ sniff-test”.

Thanks to Gen JC Christian. - TE

Nice Shave

Thanks to Hot Body. - TE

Damn Germans - Horning-in on America's proud sex-doll industry.

Does this impressive example of German engineering spell doom for America's proud sex-doll industry? Will the Germans next set their sights on the Japanese sex-chair monopoly?

Thanks to the UK's Ananova for the original story - TE


UPDATE!
Ignorant Fools has the most comprehensive coverage of the German company selling what they call "Andy" - short for "Android". Get it?

The Germans call it an Android because it moves. As if the ability to move is not bad enough news for we Americans, it looks like we will also have to compete against an endorsement from Sean Connery (you have to scroll to the bottom pic to appreciate).

- TE

Looking for Food, Fun, Films, Frolic on a Blog

I am on the lookout for recommended blogs/diaries/journals written by people living in the following locals:

Boston
New York City (including surrounding areas: No. NJ, Westchester Cty, So. CT, & Long Island)
Toronto, Canada
Chicago
Austin, TX
Southern California (specifically Orange Cty & San Diego)

I hope to find new friends who share my likes, or at least see what the locals have to say about these areas. I travel all over North America, but these locs are where I seem to visit over and over again.

Please pass me any sites you know (or suspect if no city is specified). - TE